World-renowned
artisan ice cream maker Taylor Wolf died today in a hospital in Summit,
New Jersey. Doctors are still unsure of what exactly caused the death,
but believe it was due to complications after Taylor Wolf laughed too
fast and suffered pains in her ear. She was 3 years old.
Taylor
Wolf was a lovely person, who enjoyed everything about life. She was
known for her passion for pesto, which she often ate 54 times a day.
She loved to share pesto with everyone, and would even offer pesto to
strangers. Taylor Wolf also enjoyed traveling, especially to historical
landmarks, and loved meeting people around the world. On her trip to
Paris she even met the president (and yes, she offered him pesto).
After meeting him, Taylor Wolf said the President was beautiful.
Taylor Wolf is survived by her partner Luigi, their
73 children, and their pet sandpiper named Terrific.
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Yes, I wore green today even though I'm only 1/8th Irish. I also baked 2 loaves of Irish soda bread, one of which was quickly consumed by some friendly leprechauns.
